Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Look what I can do

Watch and learn.

1. I will show you how not to get off a couch.
2. I will show you how to get off a couch.
3. I will show you how to take baby steps . . . like a baby.

Please send your credit card numbers to this address:
Attn: President J. W. Palmer
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Joshua Palmer,

I am writing first to tell you that I miss you dearly. Now we must get down to business. You have not posted in who knows how long and I'm going through severe Joshie-withdrawals. These are very painful episodes where I come very close to crying and cannot do any studying. ANY studying. This is not conducive to me becoming a doctor and saving the world. Please help.